Artist's rendition of Thundercunt
Causing all sorts of trouble!
In response to an online survey, Tango Charlie ranked her favorite cheeses in order. Here is that list:
- Colby Jack
- Monterey jack
- Extra sharp cheddar
- String cheese
- Cream cheese
Tango Charlie is known to be a powerfully addictive substance, though only people with certain mind-ravaging personality complexes are susceptible to its grip.
- That Ignorant, Ignorant Cowboy
- Old Saint Nick
- Mr. Condrey
Knowledge of Bugs Edit
When members of the Barta Gretek community began to disperse around the globe in search of fresh opportunities and renewed inner-life, Thundercunt and The Penis He Thought Was His Own remained attached at the hip, moving in together on the outskirts of the bustling metropolis of San Ferncisco. The Penis expected a budding romance to blossom as the sun rose each day, the light beaming through the blinds and dappling Thundercunt's doughy skin. The relationship, however, was not in the cards. Thundercunt engaged in constant unhygienic and antisocial behaviors, such as drenching the bathroom floor in cheesewater and having sex with Air Bear on the kitchen counter. The final straw was drawn when her sadistic passive aggression allowed a hive of boll weevils to develop in a rotting sack of taters that Thundercunt had stashed away to biodegrade into poop and vomit. The Penis' knowledge of the bugs caused him to fly into a frenzy, clamping his balls together with a chip clip and pouring the potato mulch into Thundercunt's asshole.
Quotable Quotes Edit
Thundercunt: you didn't know I drank?!?!?!?! I love being drunk!
Thundercunt: Hey, look! A Led Zeppelin!