The Adult is That's Adultery's mascot. He is a tiki head with a tiki bobblehead figurine, his soul, inside of him. Although prominent in the early months of the band group's life, The Adult is more or less ignored nowadays. Which is a shame.
The Adult was originally born on a tropical island in Micronesia. As he was a typical one-of-a-kind child, The Adult's infancy was rather lonely. It should be noted that at this point in The Adult's life he was knows as The Infant. The tropic in Micronesia was rather warm, with a tolerable amount of rainfall and other environmental conditions. Also, The Adult spent the majority of his childhood abandoned by his mother. In such a lonely condition, he had absolutely no choice but to be forced to be nursed by wolves. This gave him power, knowledge, wealth etc. However, The Infant had a long road ahead of him before he could properly claim the title of The Adult, so a series of difficult trials ensued.
Teenage Years Edit
After the series of difficult trials and standardized testing took place, The Infant eventually evolved into The Teenager. In his teenage years, The Teenager found himself experimenting a lot with drugs and sex. Careless, The Teenager made no consideration of the effects this debauchery would have on his body later in life. One night, after The Teenager had sex and got so high he was off this planet, he decided it was time he should start behaving himself and acting mature. So The Teenager enlisted in the United States Marines, but he was eventually rejected due to health concerns regarding his absence of anything besides a head. However, this grown-up initiative happened to occur exactly on The Teenager's eighteenth birthday, changing his name once more from The Teenager to its current incarnation of The Adult
Adult Years Edit
Finally having reached adulthood, The Adult made it his duty to act in a more civilized manner and do grown-up things. His first order of business was to set a curse on The Penis He Thought Was His Own and force him to start a Hip hop dippity dop band group. He did this, and That's Adultery was formed. The Adult currently resides in Paste Studios and masturbates a lot.