PRECIOUS is a pig.

PRECIOUS is lonely.

PRECIOUS had a great fall.

PRECIOUS recollected herself at the bottom of the stairwell.

Staring down at PRECIOUS are the beady eyes of Tarvis.

Glowing red, PRECIOUS.

Glowing red, PRECIOUS.

Run, PRECIOUS, run.

Hide, PRECIOUS, hide.

Immerse yourself, PRECIOUS, in the hay.

Oh, PRECIOUS. You've disguised yourself!

PRECIOUS is nothing more than a bale.

What's this, PRECIOUS?

Why, it is Master Drinkus embarked here from the Big House.

Why, Master Drinkus, what is that dangling betwixt your creamy thighs?


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