Old Saint Nick + Thundercunt (also known as the "Do you want some gummies, Sweetheart?" debacle) was a series of advances by Old Saint Nick on Thundercunt throughout 2008. The aftermath of The Blair Mangelli Project was intensified by Thundercunt's unwavering rejection of Old Saint Nick as well as other factors.
LOVE LOVE LOVE Edit
First of All, Edit
Second of All, Edit
A few days prior to the Second Attack, Thundercunt decided to stop being a lesbian and have sex with The Flesh of Bulls. This got Old Saint Nick's hopes up—perhaps now she'd have sex with him! OH LAWDY!
In the recent aftermath of the Second Attack:
- Old Saint Nick: Thundercunt got dragged out
- That Ignorant, Ignorant Cowboy: Is she okay?
- OSN: I think she got dragged out
- TIIC: Did any of the guys like, grab at her?
- OSN: YEP! Do you like her? The Flesh of Bulls fucked her
- TIIC: Yeah, but–
- OSN: How did he do it? Were you there? Did he tell you?
- 'TIIC:' I don't really want to go into too much detail–
- OSN: WHY?
Crushing Old Saint Nick's Feelings Like Your Grandfather's China Edit
Near the end of the Second Attack, Thundercunt slapped Old Saint Nick in the face for having left her in the car. This action broke Old Saint Nick's heart and gave Thundercunt's hand a fresh rash. She never forgave him.
Then Finally Edit
About a month later, Old Saint Nick finally decided to quit That's Adultery because Thundercunt broke his heart. Talk about the most circuitous method of kicking someone out of a band.