Moustaches are the greatest thing to happen to me. are for queers.

Annoying Things About Moustaches Edit

  • It should be spelt M-U-S-T-A-C-H-E-S
  • San Francisco girls think it's cool to have "Mustache Parties!!1"
  • If you're growing a mustache, it hurts your upper lip when you scrunch it up at first because the whiskers are really prickley
  • By coincidence or by fate, a girl with an actual mustache stalked That Ignorant, Ignorant Cowboy during his last year of high school


Le Aids has a beautiful mustache, and he is a beautiful person.