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"I Am a Troll" was going to be the first Trolls on Trollies song.

LyricsEdit

BUTTER MY ROLLS

SUCK ON MY HOLE

VOTE IN A POLL

RUB ON MY POLE

GO SHOPPING AT KOHL'S

PUT YOUR PENNIES IN ROLLS

ACHIEVE YOUR LIFELONG GOALS

MINGLE WITH THE PROLES

AUDITION FOR A PLAY AND ACT IN A ROLE

GO OVER A BRIDGE AND DON'T PAY THE TOLL

PULL YOUR WEENIE OUT AND FUCK A YOUNG FOAL

RETURN ALL OF THE MILK MONEY YOU FOOLISHLY STOLE

TAKE A NICE STROLL ON A RELAXING SHOAL

HATE COURTNEY LOVE BUT STILL LISTEN TO HOLE

SURGICALLY REMOVE YOUR BIG FACIAL MOLE

MANIPULATE YOUR POLITICAL DOGMA TO MATCH BOB DOLE'S

JUMP IN A WOOD CHIPPER AND PRAY YOU STAY WHOLE

KEEP YOUR BELLYBUTTON LINT IN A CEREAL BOWL

AND THEN UP YOUR ASS PLEASE INSERT A HOT COAL

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