boys, marijuana

Chipmunk Bitch is interested in God, Friendship, Boys, Marijuana.

Nocturnal ActivityEdit

Chipmunk Bitch is thought to prowl the cement desert during the night, loitering at seedy rest stops, vacant lots and under the moth-bitten flourescent lights of 24-hour gas stations, soliciting strangers for stoges.

Love LifeEdit


Let me be the bridge to an America that only the unknowing call myth. Let me be the bridge to a time of tranquillity, faith, and confidence in action

After a brief romantic liaison with Republican ex-Presidential candidate Bob Dole, Chipmunk Bitch was pursued by the increasingly desperate BriBear.

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