The Battle of Valdez Creek
Date 2005
Location Valdez Creek
Result Anal victory

Anus admits to twisting the hood ornament

Casus belli Kayla's honor, Jesse's hood ornament


The Flesh of Bulls

Jesse Valdez

Nameless Shitheads

Anus Jesse Valdez
The Battle of Valdez Creek was a conflict that took place in 2005 outside of Del Campo High School.

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